Funny Jokes

                          Birthday
Subbarao 60 th Birthday
Kiran : Cake mida Bulb enduku pettav babai ?

SubbaRao : 60 candles pettadam kastam kada,andukani 60 watts bulb pettanu.

                          Tablet
Sudhakar : Adenti ra tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnav ?
Krishna    : Side effects rakunda vuntayani.

                            Airport
Krishna made a call to airport asked how long is the journey from Hydreabad to Banglore ?
Resciptionist : 25 min, sir.
Krishna : Antena i will go by walk....


                                  Movie
Producer : Iam going to make a movie,can u suggest a heart touching title P.A ?
P.A : "stethosocope" sir......

                                  Message            

 Anil : Orey,today Iset a different msg then mobile switched off.
Srikanth : Amzing whats that msg ?
Anil : Battery low
Srikanth : Wow naku forward chey....


                                   Billgates
Billgates has resigned as the chairman of microsoft after receiving a letter from one person
Dear sir i have some Questions 2 ask

1. The keyboard alphabets r not in order. Wn will u lanuch d correct version.
2. There is start button nothing to stop.
3. we learnt MSword,when will u lanch MS sentense.
4. There is recycle bin, but no rescooter bin. why ? 
5. And finally a personal Que, Why is ur name gates even though u sell windows.....